Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
Stolen from an email - what can I say - I have been pretty busy with Uni and I need to post.
I have carefully selected you all to put this to the test.......
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
I have carefully selected you all to put this to the test.......
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
posted by Nord @ 7:34 pm
3 Comments:
At 9:27 am,
Tsarina said…
Too funny! I usually delete fwds w/o reading them; maybe I should glance at them occasionally. Hope the new house is still feces-free!
At 1:32 pm,
evilsciencechick said…
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I am TOTALLY going to steal that from you!
At 3:36 pm,
Nord said…
Tsarina - Yes they are worth the read on the odd occassion but I have told, warned, whatever, my friends never to send me chain email - or emails with the blackmail clause on the end - you know the 'if you don't forward this on to 50 people in the next half hour your first born will be the son of Satan' or something along those lines.
Regan - No probs I have more (oh so many more) steal what you will.
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